More Good Fortune: Another Outstanding Proffer from Ghana

Sitting here, in our cutoff jeans, prepairing the boat basin for a long winter, and our journey south to the warmer waters of Florida, Mexico, Costa Rica and points south, to Panama we are happy to report a new proffer from a Mr. "Gaga Smith".

Far be it for us to count our chickens before they hatch, if you will; but here is yet another bit of luck we just had to share with your an our kind readers-- the promise of riches from another's misfortune, which plays wonderfully into our good natured, shameless, bloated, America greed, however flavored with a pinch of irony it might be, like so much seasoned salt on our holiday vittles.

I know that some might see Mr. Gaga Smith's offer as just one more 419 Scam finding its way to our email box; but what if it is not, and what if it is fear alone that holds us back from realizing what those most fickle vixens, the Fates, have in store for us? What if clicking the erase button, or the "report spam" button on this offer is just one more self defeating act we would be taking, as we sit akimbo, watching ourselves tabluate the findings brought to us by people we know, some we pay per bottle and some who labour for love, struggling to make ends meet as they fish empty wine bottles and boxes out of New York's trash pales and dumpsters, all the while aware of those lucky few speeding up the Henry Hudson Highway toward their second homes in their new sports cars for long weekends filled with fine foods, bottled wines, wide screen entertainments and navigating silk undergarments.

Nevertheless, this is not the time of year for chickens, is it?

Please provide you feedback Voignier on this most excellent opportunity.

Barrister Gaga Smith
No 3 link street
Accra Ghana.
Private email: esq_gagasmith@sify.com

I am Barrister Gaga Smith, a solicitor at law and the personal attorney to
Mr. Robert Palmera who works with Petrochi construction Bank in Ghana
and he is known and referred to as my Client. On the 21st of August 2003,my
client, his wife and their children were involved in a car accident along
Sagbama express road. Unfortunately all the entire family lost their lives
in the tragedy.Since then, I have made several enquires to your embassy to
locate any of my clients extended relatives but all my efforts proved
unsuccessful.After these unsuccessful attempts failed, I decided to track
his last name in the Internet to locate any member of his family or his
national hence I contacted you.



Now my contacts to you is to assist me in repatriating the money in his
bank account here before the account will be confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the Union bank where he deposited this money valued (Eight
Million Three Hundred And Twenty Thousand Six Hundred And Forty Three
United States Dollars Only. More importantly, the finance house where the
deceased client deposited these huge sums of money has served me a
write of notice to provide the NEXT OF KIN of my client or the account will
be confiscated.



Since I have tried and failed on sever occasions in locating his relatives I
am now seeking for your consent to present you as the next of kin the
deceased since you have the same last name with him, so that the money in
his account will be paid to you while I will come over to your country for
the sharing. I will take 40% while you will take 40%. And 20% will be
donated to the less privileged and charity organization. I have all the
necessary legal documents that can be use to backup any claim we may want.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through.


I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law. You are required to send the
following information immediately as to enable me process the legal
documents, they are:



1. Your full names.
2. Your contacts address.
3. Your age.
4. Your private phone and fax number (if any)
5. Your occupation.
6. Your nationality.



Awaiting your urgent reply. You should please always write to on my
private email: esq_gagasmith@sify.com