A Study in Merlot

Hail fellows, well met, greetings, salutations and thank you for attending this study in Merlot, a chronicle of man's passion for excellence, and a compendium of the finest epicurean pursuits in the history of history. As Oscar Wilde observed: "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." As I hope you shall see in these studies, Merlot is certainly not "most people" in Wilde's sense.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

419: Another Winning Email!

Voignier,
It looks like fortune as smiled once again this week. Mr. Willeee's email has arrived, informing us that we have another 1.5 million dollars to count, this the result of our unwitting participation in a "European Prize" lottery.

Life is indeed sweet, old friend.

EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT. REF: EL3/9318/04 BATCH: 8/163/EL.

Dear Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the20/10/2005. Youre-mail address attached to ticketnumber :EL-23133 with serial number:EL-123542,batchnumber: EL- 35,lottery ref number: EL-9318 and drewlucky numbers: 7-1-8-36-4-22 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of $1,500,000.00 (One Million,Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) $1,500,000.00 (One Million,Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. Allparticipants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by a group of successful electronic dealers. we hope with part of your winning, you will take part in our next year US$20 million international lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our paying officer:
Contact Person: Williams Smith (Lottery Director) Direct Numbers; +447023051913 Email: willieee2005@yahoo.com

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 31th of march,
2006.After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Yours Sincerely, Mrs.Betje Ejnar, For Management.

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