A Study in Merlot

Hail fellows, well met, greetings, salutations and thank you for attending this study in Merlot, a chronicle of man's passion for excellence, and a compendium of the finest epicurean pursuits in the history of history. As Oscar Wilde observed: "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." As I hope you shall see in these studies, Merlot is certainly not "most people" in Wilde's sense.

Monday, May 28, 2007

A 500,000 GBP Winning Ticket, as We Sail Spring Sets in at the Basin

The answer to our temporary cash flow problem arrived this morning by mailto:emailfanchio242@cox.net:

Your email address have won you a total sum of £500,000.00 GBP (i.e Five Hundred
Thousand United Kingdom Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file
REF:YAHOO6/315116127/27 This is from a total cash prize
of US$20,400,000.00 shared amongst the seventeen international winners in this
category in the YAHOO FINANCIAL PROMOTIONS. To file for your claims you are to
contact him with the following informations:
Full name,Address,Age,Sex,Occupation and your Country, Name: Mr Paul Willliams
E-mail: agentpaulwilliams1@yahoo.dk
Tel:(+44) 7031915195,(+44) 7031907340
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your Sincerely,
Mrs. Amelia Hunts
Online Promotions Manager
Uk Administrative Unit
Your email address have won you a total sum of £500,000.00 GBP (i.e Five Hundred
Thousand United Kingdom Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file
REF:YAHOO6/315116127/27 This is from a total cash prize
of US$20,400,000.00 shared amongst the seventeen international winners in this
category in the YAHOO FINANCIAL PROMOTIONS. To file for your claims you are to
contact him with the following informations:
Full name,Address,Age,Sex,Occupation and your Country, Name: Mr Paul Willliams
E-mail: agentpaulwilliams1@yahoo.dk
Tel:(+44) 7031915195,(+44) 7031907340
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your Sincerely,
Mrs. Amelia Hunts
Online Promotions Manager
Uk Administrative Unit
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This should keep our continued research at the 79th Street Bait Basin afloat, if you will. Recently, we've seen at massive upswing in premium bottled wines in Manhattan trash pails, which is a little disappointing, given our efforts to bouy boxed wine sales here. However, all is not lost. More and more big retailers are starting to carry boxed wines at reasonable rates.

The staff has done will this past winter, conducting research in major southern cities and parts of Latin America, including the islands. We had boat trouble, and there was an episode with sister Ruth's purchasing of controlled substances in Miami, but apart from that, it was a productive quarter, allowing us to raise record amounts of funding from our backers, boxed wine producers in places with massive upticks in grape crops, thanks to several major break through in biotech with respect to fertilizers... more to follow.

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