A Study in Merlot

Hail fellows, well met, greetings, salutations and thank you for attending this study in Merlot, a chronicle of man's passion for excellence, and a compendium of the finest epicurean pursuits in the history of history. As Oscar Wilde observed: "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." As I hope you shall see in these studies, Merlot is certainly not "most people" in Wilde's sense.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Merlot May Already Be a Winner!

Greetings Voignier-- Outstanding news that could mean life support for our venture!

We are, apparently winners, see the following. As you can see Voignier, this must remain confidential, if we are to collect our bounty, so mumm is the word, if not the beverage:

BINGO LOTTO NL POSTBUS 2014, 2671 LA RIJSWIJK,
THE NETHERLANDS
TEL: +31-611-455-906 FAX:+31847580757

FROM:THE DESK OF THE PRESIDENT,
BINGO LOTTO INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REFERENCE NUMBER:HFR/OO117/CRZ
BATCH NUMBER:PR/33I12/997JH

Dear winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the winners of the BINGO LOTTO programs held November 05,2005.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 011-9085555-326 with serial number 22-33-22 drew lucky numbers 4-82-12-69-44 which consequently won in the category A.You have, therefore, been approved for a lump sum pay of €1,000,000.00(one million euros) in cash credited to file Ref.number:HFR/00117/CRZ.This is from a total cash prize of €10,000,000.00 international winners inthis category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and impersonation. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 400,000 companies and 300,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.This promotional programme takes place every year globally. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by the president of the world largest softwares to increase the awareness of microsoft software packages. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next €40 million international lottery. To file for your claim please contact

DR. MORGAN PHILLIPS, Foreign Operations Manager with a photocopy of your ID for age verification,telephone and fax numbers. Working hours:8.00 am to 18.00 gmt monday to friday TEL:+31-611-455-906,FAX:+31-847-580-757

Email:bingolotto07@netscape.net

Remember all winnings must be claimed not later than November 15, 2005. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.

Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.Congratulations once more, and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

N.B:Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,
Marie Van Groot,
BINGO LOTTO NL

posted by BoxedMerlot @ 1:58 PM  

1 Comments:

  • At 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dear Merlot,

    Who is seth white exactly? What does he stand for according to the
    exacting standards that make a boxed wine so wonderfully sought after. It can be interpreted yet boxed and sketched out thses days
    I do ponder things of this nature from time to time. Staggering home after a late night swig at the nearest wine bar. I find my index
    finger curled like a macaroni in the front of my chin and my thumb
    putting pressure on the bottom of
    my chin. HMMM. I'm also interested
    in your winnings of the lotto and bingo. Do they serve boxed wine at the ceremonies where you claim said prizes? If so I'd like to come along in order to drink everyone under the table. I seem to walk better in a pair of high heels after the fact. So you say
    you are affiliated with chile. Excellent. Feel free to send me a few cases. Tell Fernando I have a few peppers in my backpocket I've been dying to give to him upon sight. Until the next run in. Stay
    boxed.

     

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