A Study in Merlot

Hail fellows, well met, greetings, salutations and thank you for attending this study in Merlot, a chronicle of man's passion for excellence, and a compendium of the finest epicurean pursuits in the history of history. As Oscar Wilde observed: "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." As I hope you shall see in these studies, Merlot is certainly not "most people" in Wilde's sense.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Greetings Mr. Ayo Yasmine, as Chance Favors the Ready Mind

Greetings Mr. Ayo Yasmine,,
I am following up on your communication with my associate, Voignier. As you know, we are two of North America's leading voices in the boxed wine industry. Let me say that we are delighted that you have chosen us for you business proposition.
While we regret the circumstances of this fortune, we will nevertheless do our most to honor the names of those have fallen to bring about these transfers of assets. We shall certainly do good with your funding.
We must also insist that you limit your personal contribution to $10 million dollars, as this is the limit that we may take in under certain covenant with our bankers, who are funding our chain of boxed wine retail outlets in North America and parts of Chile.
We look forward to hearing from you, and await further instructions for obtaining your funding.
Kind regards,
I am,
Merlot

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